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These are verbatim interviews taken from this year's (2004) Miss America Pageant.  These ladies really did say these words, but it doesn't matter how stupid they are, for they look gorgeous in and out of their clothes.  Their intelligence can be overlooked, for we need someone representing our country who is pleasant to look at. 

The following is parts of REAL interviews with  Miss America Contestants (followed by my comments)
This is like my like interview thing like
 
Interviewer Contestant My comments
List any schools and universities you have or are attending, as well as the area of study and any degree or certification you received Trade School 1: Catherine E. Hinds school of Esthetics; Area of Study: Medical/Spa Esthetics; Year Completed: 1998; Degree: Medical/Spa Esthetics
Trade School 2: Blaine Hair School; Area of Study: Nail Art; Year Completed: 1998; Degree: OPI Nail art

(Miss Massachusetts)

 ok hello, Nail art? what does this say about the intelligence of our nation's  "Representative"? We can spend all this money towards our education and all we have to show is that we can do a mean manicure in under a minute for our talent.  
What would be your "dream job" in life?
My dream job would be to establish and direct a nonprofit organization that would empower young women to recognize their value and worth, to identify their dreams and to fulfill their destinies.
(Miss Louisiana)		 This is the hokiest thing I have read in a Long time, first off i know you didn't think of that on your own and second...can you say "welcome to Hallmark"
Favorite sport: Cheerleading

(Miss Iowa)

 what a sport YAY!
What would be your "dream job" in life? Miss USA.

(Miss Wisconsin)

 OK first off this means that you would only work for a year, LAZY! second, how original of an answer is that, it is almost startling
Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
 		 That's a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

(Miss Rhode Island)
 

 Though this quotation is taken from the movie Miss Congeniality, it does a great job at mocking the intelligence of the contestants
Favorite food: A #2 Extra Value Meal from McDonald's...Supersized!

(Miss Missouri)

 yes it is pathetic that you have your order memorized but- you are a great role model for the ever growing problem of obesity in America, congratulations!