Rectangular Callout: Stan: What is the one most important thing our society needs? Gracie Hart: That would be... harsher punishment for parole violaters, Stan. [Crowd is silent.] And world peace! [Crowd cheers ecstatically.]

 

Oval Callout: Gracie Hart: [My pageant name is] Gracie Lou Freebush?! well, My IQ just dropped ten points. Rectangular Callout: Victor Melling: As long as you smile Rectangular Callout: Gracie Hart: I would so like to hurt you right now. Oval Callout: Victor Melling: You are not having sex on that stage! Oval Callout: Gracie Hart: It's ok, I have a talent. It's something I learned in high school.  

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