Last Update: Friday, May 1, 2009 9:38 AM ish

Monday of Finals Week I will be available 8:30 - 10:30 and then 3-4 in HEAV 225 for anyone who would like to meet with me, as well as by appt. for those who can't make those times. On Tues of Finals Week, all papers must be turned in to me between 1:30 and 4 pm in HEAV 225 with absolutely no exceptions!

Quotes from life, class, and around the world:

Paul 10, Katie B. 10, Kelly 10, Jack 5, Zach (-)5, Angela 5, Katie C. 5, Amber 5, Ellie 5, Melissa 5

Kelly (+5) kicks of the cool point contest this Spring by suggesting it was Columbus who sailed around the world and decoying everyone from noticing that I, in fact, didn't know who it was for sure either.

Zach gets 5 uncool points for telling me the kind of visuals in a movie are "the kind you see." No one is allowed to be funny in my class but me.

Stefan and Ellie both get "F"s for the semester for saying "Lord of the Rings" was boring.

Jack, on the other hand, gets 5 cool points for suggesting we give Zach 5 uncool points for being funny and stealing my thunder.

Paul snags 5 cool points for knowing some history about Guy Fawkes, and Katie B. for her musical ear, and recognizing V's Overture. Nicely done!

My favorite funny Successory - good for 5 cool points - was Katie C's. Take a look here. My wife's favorite was Jack's: also good for 5 cool points. Check his out here. (Honorary close second points go to Paul, Zach, and Kevin who all got me to chuckle.)

The girls ruled with their dual image projects. Each of the following get 5 cool points: Amber , Katie B., Angela, and Ellie.

Kelly gets 5 cool points for so cruelly pointing out that most of my class this year was like six when Bill Clinton was campaigning for his first election. I get it. I'm old.

And the title of Master and Commander King and Queen of the Universe For All Eternity of the Day in the Get It Tournament of Champions for Getting It is: Melissa 215 (+5 Cool Points!)

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