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My name is Jack Moreland. I know certain things that weren't to be known.
Many people once knew about the ostriches, but they used some sort of memory
erasing device and only myself and a few others retain any knowlege of the evil
ostriches from the center of the earth. Some call me crazy, but I won't just
sit and act as if nothing is wrong. I know it's going to happen. I have been
to their secret underground base. I know of their plans to come up through all
of the volcanoes of the world and invade on September 22, 2007. Since I am not
yet in a position of power, all I can do for now is to educate others of what
they have forgotten. That is why I formed the R.A.O.
The Resistance Against the Ostriches is dedicated to preventing
the Ostriches from taking over the planet. You can make a difference.
PREPARE!!!
You may be asking yourself
"How do I prepare for something as terrible as ostriches?"
That's what this page is for.
The Evil Emperor Sloth and the ostriches live in the center of the earth. Emperor Sloth is preparing to lead the ostriches in a massive strike against the human race. Why does Emperor Sloth want to destroy us? Well, rumor has it that 4,000 years ago, Sloth was humiliated by a great warrior named Foofy The Destroyer. Since then he's been elaborately planning to take his revenge on the human race.
Many people have been asking "What about the Emus? Are they dangerous too?" Yes, it is true... the Emus have defected to the other side. We have also heard rumors that the ostriches have begun recruiting other types of fowl as well. These reports have not yet been verified, but be cautious. Watch those chickens.