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Our episode starts out with an average kid leaving his house heading for school and wait, is that girl in armor? This is our main character, Aikawa Ayumu, as he goes about his school life. On his way home from school, he sees a cat about to get run over and he jumps in to save the cat, turns to the camera and tells us he is a zombie as he gets hit by the truck. Wait, a zombie? Oh well, as he is flung from the force of the accident he hits a few trees knocking off all of his clothes…sigh, this is going to be an off comedy show, isn’t it? He returns home, rather, he drags himself home, and we have “dialogue” between the armored girl, Eu, who only talks by writing things down. We also see our protagonist has a thing for little sisters, or rather being a big brother I don’t know. Eu, is the person who brought him back to life, and we find his reason for being brought back is to look for his murderer. Eu or rather Eucliwood Hellscythe, a necromancer of the underworld, has been living with him for a month. Aikawa is after a serial killer, the one who killed him, and searches every night. As he rests in a graveyard, he over hears a fight off to the side and we are greeted by an overzealous panty shot. Those panties belong to a magical girl looking girl who wields a chainsaw. She defeats the demon bear thing she was fighting and while doing so chops our zombie in half. She introduces herself as a Magiclad Girl, Haruna, who gets graded by defeating demons. She goes to erase his memories and ends up transferring her powers to him, going naked in the process. Back at Aikawa’s house, Haruna, states she isn’t leaving until she gets her power back from him. She calls her instructor as night turns into day at school, as we see zombies cannot stay in sunlight for long. A mysterious figure in a trench coat comes into his classroom, everyone has left already, Turns out the guy is a Megalo, or demon, and a crayfish. Haruna appears and attempts to turn into a Magiclad Girl but for some reason she cannot. Aikawa runs up and gives the Megalo a few punches breaking his left arm in the process, don’t worry, he is a zombie. Haruna tells him to use her chainsaw, Mysteltainn, and become a Magiclad Girl. Oh man, he gets a magical girl transformation scene and ends up wearing her girl clothes, and we get a panty shot of him... Sigh, I give up. He uses her finishing move, The Mysteltainn Kick, which isn’t a kick at all. He falls to the ground, which is still populated by his classmates. Haruna appoints him a magiclad girl, and our episode ends on Eu having written down she is hungry.
Episode 2
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Ready for more of this? I’m not sure I am. We start off with a flash back, of Aikawa’s death and his first meeting of Eu. We pick up the next week at his school, learning he erased his classmates memories with this Magiclad girl powers. They break for lunch, made by Haruna, which is apparently super delicious. We get dinner between the three, as a forth woman appears, asking for Miso Soup. She is Seraphim, has very large breasts, and she is very good at the “Swallow Reversal” secret sword technique. (there is a joke there people, don’t make me say it out loud) She has appeared to take Eu to a village of ninjas, seeing as she is a ninja vampire….my head, how it hurts. Eu tells Aikawa to send her away, and after a brief talk we learn Eu sees Aikawa as a servant and now Sera wants to challenge him for that spot. So the battle, but she knows he is not a normal human, because she is a ninja. Wait, shouldn’t she know that because she is a vampire? He gets his hand chopped off and stabbed through the chest to keep Sera in one place to head butt her. Sera then flies up to the sky revealing wings and Aikawa throws his chopped off hand at her like a Rocket Punch. She retaliates by landing a shuriken in his forehead and she admits defeat. They head home to notice Sera is back at their house and becomes Aikawa’s servant to complete her mission to get Eu to go with her. We get another flash back to a month ago, when Aikawa met Eu outside of a convenience store. He tries to impress her and they “talk” rather he talks and she writes. On his way home, he comes across a house being attacked by the serial killer. He goes in to save someone but his body gets frozen in place by a mysterious force and is stabbed. Eu brings him back to life and that’s how he became a zombie. We cut back to their breakfast as they have idle banter as Haruna tells Aikawa to go die. This apparently does not sit well with Eu, who slams her chopsticks down at the table and tells her to not use those words casually. She says it a few more times and Eu slaps Haruna writing the words, death is painful. Our episode ends with Eu asking for more rice.
Episode 3
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We start out in what I think to be a dream of Haruna’ as she is awoke by the strangest alarm clock ever. We learn that the alarm clock is one of many strange items Aikawa’s parents send him on their world travels, which is why he is alone. Our three females play Jenga and talk about Aikawa. They also play other games and they tend to take them to the extreme trying to find a winner. Its full of fanservice. Back with Aikawa he is having lunch with a classmate before they go bowling. At the bowling alley they see our 3 female oddities. His classmate talks about their panties, as Aikawa thinks about what will happen if the school finds out about the 3 girls. Haruna comes over as Haruna tells his classmate, Orito, they are living with him. It’s all quite melodramatic and apparently being a zombie makes you good at bowling. They go to the hospital to visit Kyoko, a victim of the serial killer, but she only had her arm injured. They talk about the serial killer, since she saw him, and she describes Hellscythe. Our episode ends with Haruna and Sera fighting over the pudding, which Eu begins to eat. Not much happened this episode eh?
Episode 4
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Today we start off with Haruna showing off her cooking skills. Aikawa thinks back over what he learned about the serial killer as we pan out of his house to see another mysterious guy in a trench coat standing outside. Dinner is served and it’s some demonic black liquid that nearly kills Aikawa, so the decide to order pizza. The doorbell rings and it turns out to be a Megalo Doberman named Cerberus Wansard, the watchdog of the underworld. He is here to take Aikawa back to the netherworld. It turns out he knows Eu, and the matter is oddly quickly handled. He in turn will take the soul of the next serial killing victim, and Aikawa goes off with him. On the way there they talk about Aikawa being healed by Hellscythe. Apparently when she heals someone she takes on their pain and because she did this for Aikawa, she considers him to be a special person as well. They arrive at the scene of the crime to find the people dead and their souls apparently sacrificed as an offering to the King of the Night. Before Cerberus can explain they are attacked and Cerberus dies. Aikawa goes back home to talk to Eu. We learn that she doesn’t convey emotions her emotions cause real world problems. She also can’t talk because her words carry magic. Basically if she says something, it might just happen. (remember the go die earlier?) Her armor suppresses her magic, and even if she dies, her power will still continue. She calls herself a monster and he reassures her that she is nothing of the sort. We cut to a whale Megalo attacking the city. He transforms into a Magiclad Girl, and Sera makes a giant cut in the whale megalo’s neck. As he channels Magiclad energy his outfit becomes cuter, he jumps to the stratosphere and lands a Super Inazuma Kick which takes the whales head clean off. Our episode ends with Kyoko being attacked once again. Is she dead? Find out next episode~
Episode 5
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We start out today with Sera sucking Haruna’s blood after first kissing her. Sera needs blood, as all vampires do, so she chooses Haruna, because she doesn’t want Aikawa’s blood for some reason. We cut to an old lady in the hospital who says she will be on her way soon. Thanks for that one anime! Aikawa gets a call from Instructor Dai, who sent Haruna to get tofu from Kyoto, as we get bath fanservice from our 3 oddities. Right after he hangs up he gets a call from Kyoko….wait…..they plan to meet up, in a graveyard. She gives him they kyo-tofu and they talk. She then stabs him in the chest with a katana! It turns out she is the serial killer. It turns out she altered the memories of Orito and a few other people, but the only ones who can do that are Magiclad Girls, which it turns out she is one. After a bit of fighting Sera and Haruna show up and we get hinted that Kyoko has Megalo powers as well. Aikawa transforms into a magiclad girl and Sera stabs her in the chest while Aikawa holds on to her and it looks like they have won. However, Kyoko gets back up and mentions she still has about 10 lives left….how I might ask. Eu shows up as Kyoko says she has been waiting for her! Next episode we get some information about what is going on! Hopefully!
Episode 6
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We pick up just as we left off last episode with Kyoko attacking Eu with random magical attacks and Eu dispelling all of them. She then summons Mysteltainn over and….she talks. She utters the transformation words and she becomes a Magiclad Girl! Holy Twists batman. We learn that stronger magic takes over weaker magic, which is why Haruna lost her Magiclad powers to Aikawa, because he was brought back by Eu, the strongest magic user around. We learn that Kyoko wants to steal her Magic and they fight. Kyoko has stolen the lives of people to overthrow the human body limits. Eu opens her mouth and says “Die” and we see Kyoko and the tree next to her just die. It seems she has the power to kill a person with just one word. Kyoko keeps getting back up after about 4 times of her saying it, we learn that Eu feels the pain of the people she utters the word “Die” to. Kyoko gets back up one more time, blocks her ears, and uses a full power attack against Eu and after the dust clears we see Eu unconscious on the ground. Aikawa, Sera, and Haruna each run up and start attacking Kyoko. Kyoko stabs herself in the chest and gets back up fully healed and Aikawa transforms once again. Kyoko attacks him point blank and he grabs her sword and I think absorbs her magic. He has a speech about how he took life for granted as he takes up Mysteltainn and says he will kill her as many times as it takes. With one final mega punch he ends her life. Or does he? We see that he has missed her head, punching just right of it. We see that Eu is somewhat fine as Instructor Dai appears. Kyoko wakes up and it seems she is possessed by the King of Night, who was the mastermind behind this. It seems the King of Night is a zombie Eu destroyed. Kyoko of Night leaves and so does Instructor Dai. Back at his house Aikawa and Eu talk about the King of Night and we see that Eu thinks life at the Aikawa residence is “Not Bad”.
Episode 7
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We start out this episode with an unknown girl eating at a ramen shop. She finishes her food and slaps a 3 start sticker to the outside wall. Oh well, hopefully it isn’t the plot for this episode. Luckily we get Aikawa studying so he doesn’t have to go to summer school, his tutor, the genius Magiclad Girl, Haruna! Eu walks over and taps the workbook and all of his work is filled in. We cut to Aikawa’s final exam where Haruna is hanging outside of his classroom window saying there is a Megalo to fight. He gets a call from Instructor Dai as he heads to the mall where the Megalo is. She tells him there is something she wants him to get but not to let Haruna know. We then cut to Haruna fighting a horse Megalo. Aikawa transforms and is attacked from behind by some jellyfish Megalo. Just when it looks bad, some girl jumps in and attacks everything with ramen and then Sera appears and they known each other. She apparently is a ninja vampire of the opposing faction. Aikawa gets close to introduce himself when Haruna pushes him into her and accidentally kisses her and gropes her. Maelstrom takes them to her secret base where they produce ramen. They go to leave and we learn that every girl in this show is Tsundere except for Eu. Sera explains to Aikawa that a vampire ninja only kiss men during a wedding ceremony. (remember back a few episodes). And so that Aikawa is married to Mael now. Back at his house we get a story of a killer Santa Claus because its tanabata for some reason now. Back at school, a random girl gives Aikawa a pair of glasses and we see Mael, is there to give him lunch, which is what “wives do for their husbands”. She shoves the glasses onto his face and apparently they can see through clothes and our episode ends.
Episode 8
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Today we start with Aikawa wearing the x ray specs checking out women, until they get knocked off. He chases after them and is hit by a truck once again. It seems that the glasses were for Sera. After the break we get a glimpse of how Haruna feels for Aikawa in a dream. (big shock, she likes him) Now after school, we see Yuki (Mael) spending time at Mask Donalds with Aikawa’s classmates trying to find a way to like him. They start with cooking, so she makes him lunch. In a small aside we see that Sera has gotten a secret letter that has something to do with Eu. Mael and Aikawa walk home as she tries to hold his hand. They run into Haruna and we see a love triangle start to form in front of our very eyes. They decide to go out the three of them, but in the next scene we see that everyone has gone out. We get a shopping montage with everyone trying out clothes. They eat, play video games at an arcade, and end the day riding in a ferris wheel. We have a scene of Haruna telling Aikawa to kiss her, and a mysterious man walking up to Eu, apparently knowing her. Haruna and Aikawa get back just in time to notice Eu gone and that is where our episode ends.
Episode 9
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We start out with Eu talking to the mysterious man on a rooftop as the pen she carries turns into a scythe and she stabs him. Back with our group, we learn that the secret message Sera got was to kill Eu, because her people think she is responsible for the increase of Megalo. It seems Sera will abandon her mission to kill Eu. Back with Eu and the random guy, we learn that if she doesn’t help him, he will kill them, or attempt to. Them being our main characters. Just then they are attacked by Eu’s odd doll that is always with her. The man talks about Eu being the Harbinger of Death, and just when the plot can’t get any more complex Instructor Dai appears. She shoots the doll off of Haruna who was crushed and Mael gets injured as well. She starts chanting randomly and some giant creature, Masticore, appears. Dai sends Mysteltainn to Aikawa who transforms to fight it. He tries talking sense into her, and Masticore starts a self destruction timer. Aikawa runs up and hugs Mael and calls her Yuki, which makes the timer stop. In case I haven’t said it yet, the man talking to Eu clearly was the King of Night, even if I did not say it. On their way back home, Eu stops at a convenience store, and tells them to go on ahead. Once at home Aikawa notes a note from Eu telling them she is leaving them and she is sorry for everything, thinking it was her fault. He runs back but she is not there. Back at his house again we see their wishes from Tanabata in the past episode. It seems everyone wished for something happy while Aikawa wished for none of their wishes to come true. Sera and Haruna interject and our episode ends on a note of them going to maybe start looking for Eucliwood I think? Let’s find out next episode.
Episode 10
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We pick up in this episode a few months after Eucliwood has left. It seems they searched everywhere and could not find her. It seems that at least Haruna is still living with him. As they sit down to dinner, Sera collapses in the front doorway. It seems she was attacked by one of her fellow ninja vampire for abandoning her mission. Just then the door bell rings and they get a violin delivery. It seems Sera can play, so she does. We cut to Aikawa walking around searching for Eu and we see him run into King of Night. They exchange glances and talk about the whereabouts of Eu, then they fight. Night says that if he kills one of them Eucliwood will return from her hiding but before he can, Yuki and another vampire ninja appear. Actually a large number of vampire ninjas appear. Night runs off, not before telling us the wish he wants Eu to grant, he wants to die. Yuki finds out where he lives and as Aikawa and Haruna talk, we see that Eu has come back home. Sera sees her but is attacked by King of Night. Eu leaves with KoN but not before healing Sera. They run over to KoN’s apartment and they have…..dinner. Haruna eats but Aikawa refuses. Just as this happens the vampire ninja clan appears. KoN is ready for them though as he sticks a bomb to Haruna’s head, takes Eu, and floats away. With KoN gone, they turn to the bomb. Haruna randomly cuts a wire that speeds up the timer. Aikawa gets the bomb on his head and he jumps out of the window as the bomb blows up our episode ends as he wonders why Eu didn’t take his hand as they floated away.
Episode 11
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We start out this episode with everyone finding Aikawa’s parts to put him back together. The fight over ways to wake him up and Sera accidentally gives him poison instead of medicine. It seems that Aikawa doesn’t want to wake up just yet. Inside his head we see his fears take forms in his friends. Instructor Dai is called by Haruna for help. She knocks her out so she can go into his head so she can help him. After a quick pep talk Aikawa wakes up. They head to Tokyo Tower, where KoN and Eu are waiting. It seems KoN had Eu summon a Megalo to destroy the town. It seems that only Sera can stop the Megalo from summoning undead and she does this in a maid outfit while playing the violin she got in the mail. Aikawa and KoN fight and for some reason Mysteltainn revs and talks to Haruna, I don’t get it, but the two of them transform into Magiclad Girls. Back with Seraphim, we see whale Megalos appear and suddenly the entire orchestra of vampire ninja’s have appeared to help her out. Haruna and Aikawa do a Mysteltainn kick, which isn’t a kick at all, and the attack lands somewhat, as Haruna is flung out of Tokyo Tower. Oh and Aikawa got kicked out of his Magiclad form. KoN and Aikawa have a fist fight and talk about Eucliwood as he puts his fist through KoN’s face. As he does this, Eucliwood stops him. KoN asks one more time for Eucliwood to grant his wish and she does. As he turns into blue sparks, he asks to be made a penguin and we see that the orchestra of vampire ninja’s have driven back the giant Megalo that spawns other Megalos. In a very touching scene Aikawa basically confesses his love for her and for the first time, Eucliwood speaks to him and just in time to ruin the moment Haruna appears after a free world trip. Our series ends here but next week we have a swimsuit episode for more fanservice! See you all then!
Episode 12
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It seems one of the 4 won a random lottery and got passes to a local pool. So they go and it’s time to start the fanservice! Guess who shows up as well. Yuki and the 2 random girls who helped her be a “good wife”. Everyone seems to be having fun at the pool playing games and such. One of the vampire ninjas, Saras, it seems is a Net Idol and she is having a live event at the pool and Orito is in attendance. Sera hops on stage and suddenly the two of them have an Idol-off seeing as just jumping on stage has made her an Idol. There is somewhat a plot here people but honestly its fanservice. Haruna jumps on stage and joins in the contest as well; Haruna sings punk rock, just in case you were wondering. I doubt you were though. Eucliwood walks up wanting to sing, but cant because she can’t talk, but Instructor Dai is there with just such a device to let her, so she does. She sings a slow song that is actually better than anything heard so far. The machine dies and Haruna runs up and helps absorb her magic so she can keep singing. Why am I still doing a full write up on this episode? Aikawa wishes that all girls in the world could wear skimpy clothes and because he still has Eucliwood’s powers it happens, Mysteltainn makes it so, and he gets beaten up by Seraphim for putting her in such clothes. Our series ends with touching words from Aikawa about the secrets of the world and how you don’t really notice them unless you are looking. That’s our series ladies and gentlemen, aside from the throw away last episode it was a pretty good comedy series!
