There was an apple tree in a priest's house, boys always went there to steal apples. The priest thought it had been too many times and he wanted to evoke these children's inwit, so he put a sign on the tree, saying: "The god is watching!"
  The second day he wanted to see if it worked, but what he found was a typical font style of children written on the sign: "But he is not a bigmouth!"

"Doctor, I cannot see things faraway clearly..." The patient said to the oculist.
  "Follow me" The oculist led the patient to the outside then pointed to the sun, "What's that?"
  "Sun" Answered the patient.
  "Well, then how much further do you even expect to see? "

One day, a house got fire, the parents ran out but found their son still inside.
  The mother shouted nervously: "My son...what are you doing? The house has got fire! Why don't you get out?"
  The son replied: "I am putting on the stockings..."
  Mother: "The fire is spreading, don't bother putting on your stockings!"
  Five mintues later, the son was still inside...
  The mother got more nervous: "What the hell are you doing, my son? Why don't you get out?"
  The son replied: "I'm taking off the stockings..."

Panda boy tried to rape Panda girl, Panda girl did all she can to resist.
After a long struggling, Panda boy failed to make it at last. He got so indignant: "You know we are becoming extinct?!"