Garrulous wife said:"You talked in your sleep again last night!"
  The tame answered:"Yes... Otherwise I would have no chance to speak"

Several friends went to the mountaintop to watch sunrise.
  One friend pointed to the sky:"I see it!"
  Another friend followed:"Me too!"
  After that, a man putting on the trousers came out from afar and scolded:"I don't mind that you see, but why whip it out!"

A guy and a girl were sitting on the beach.
  The guy drew a circle on the ground and said:"My love for you is like the ring, it never has an end"
  After hearing this, the girl also drew a circle on the ground and said:"My love for you is also like the ring, it will never have a start"

  A gentleman called back home during work, but the phone was answered by an unfamiliar voice.
  Gentleman:"Hi, who is that?"
  Maid:"I am the maid."
  Gentleman:"But we never employed a maid"
  Maid:"I was employed by the mistress this morning"
  Gentleman:"Oh...well... I am her husband, is she in?"
  Maid:"She is in the bedroom upstairs with a gentleman who I thought to be her husband"
  The gentleman got very angry when hearing this... he told the maid:"Listen carefully, do you want to earn a million bucks?"
  Maid:"For sure!"
  Gentleman:"Good, I want you to go to the room next to the kitchen and pick out the gun in the second drawer of the bookcase, then finish the two upstairs..."  The maid then put down the telephone... afterwards, the gentleman heard several shots proceeded from the other side of the telephone.
  After a while, the maid came back and picked up the phone again:"How should I deal with the corpses?"
  Gentleman:"Throw them into the pool"
  Maid:"Wait...but we don't have a pool here!"
  Gentleman:"...Emm...is your number 765-743-6386?"

The teacher is trying to explain the feature and application of rayon, he asked:"What makes a nylon stocking elastic?", "Thigh!" answered the students with one accord.